"Do you think he smells like nachos?"

Teenagers are weird.

Exhibit A:  Before school started this morning my first period class spent five minutes sniffing one of my students because someone thought he smelled like nachos.  At first I feared that this was some kind of ethnic slur since the student is Latino.  But eventually I concluded that for some reason he must really smell like nachos at 8:00 in the morning because that was the general consensus of the many people who came over to sniff him.  Somehow I managed to resist the urge to verify this strange fact for myself.